Classic Television Pornography Presents:
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The events in these stories take place circa 1969, after the original run of the series.
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip
That started in this tropic port, aboard this tiny Ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin’ man, the Skipper brave and sure,
Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour.
A three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan, the Skipper too, the Millionaire and his wife,
A movie star, the Professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan’s Isle.