I recently bought some toilet bowl cleaner “drop-in tablets”. They’re blue disks you drop in the back of your toilet to turn the water blue (and hopefully keep the toilet bowl clean).

Reading the instructions, I’m not sure if this is an example of a copywriter with a good sense of humor or a product safety lawyer with a good sense of paranoia.

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Humor or paranoia? I prefer to believe the former.