From: [c--ve--n] at [cae.wisc.edu] (Michael Blakeman Cleveland) Newsgroups: rec.arts.comics.misc Subject: ZERO HOUR SUMMARIES: 3/6: L.E.G.I.O.N. '94 #70 Date: 31 Jul 1994 22:51:22 GMT L.E.G.I.O.N. '94 #70 Minor spoiler review: Crosses directly over with Dox's cameo in ZH #3. Other than that, this issue has no direct effect on ZH. A familiarity with L.E.G.I.O.N. history is helpful for this issue. I'll include the relevant bits in my spoiler summary. The story is OK, but probably not worth getting unless a) you already get L.E.G.I.O.N. b) you are a ZH completist fanatic c) you plan to pick up R.E.B.E.L.S. #0. I don't think this is any harder a place to begin than #0 will be. Summary w/ spoilers: Hang on. A brief history: After the Invasion series, Vril Dox led a small team to free Colu with the ultimate goal of using them as the core of a new peace-keeping force. To begin that plan, he raids the planet Cairn, (almost totally controlled by drug lords) and takes over their "law enforcement personnel" by assassinating the biggest drug lord, Canis Biz. Dox is a master of manipulation (although sometimes he cheats, like when he used a personality enhancement program to brainwash the Coluans into serving him instead of the computer tyrants who ruled them before.) Lyrl Dox is the super-intelligent infant son of Dox and Stealth, and has begun to use Dox's enhancement program for his own benefit, taking over several of the newer LEGIONnaires and staging the massacre of thousands of Argites (who were given refuge on Cairn in an earlier storyline). He has taken over everyone but Dox, Stealth, Phase, Lobo, Borb Borbb, Strata (who quit during the Argite massacre), and Lady Quark (really a parasite that had lived in Captain Comet's mind and tried to take over the real Lady quark's body. It has since killed Quark and tried to kill Comet.) Quark knew that the enhancement program was working and confronted Dox about it last issue, so Dox, Quark, and Stealth know that Lyrl's up to something. Oops, Lyrl also doesn't have Marij'n Bek under control because she's been too busy planning (with Telepath's help) revenge on the parasite for killing Captain Comet. (Confused yet?) Now on with the show: The first time anomaly for LEGION shows up at the beginning as Canis Biz's freshly murdered body shows up in Dox's lab. "Lady Quark" and Stealth start hunting for Lyrl (although Stealth wants Quark to promise not to kill him). Meanwhile, Lyrl is sending his brainwashing program to all of LEGION's client worlds so that they'll serve him as well. Telepath (under Lyrl's control) tells Marij'n that the time is right to kill "Quark". Meanwhile, (Get used to that word in this post.) Jo Nah wants to take take Phase (who has proven to be Phantom Girl's sister Enya) back to the 30th century and start looking for Tinya. Phase mentions the Argite massacre, and Jo expresses surprise that it's already happened. Phase is concerned enough for her comrades that she slips out of the time bubble when he leaves (although we don't find that out until later in the issue). (This scene must occur before Legionnaires #18 and the recruitment scene in ZH #4.) Garv and Strata get married with Borb Borbb and Lobo in attendance. (Borb told Lobo that they were going to the reception, not the ceremony.) Strata is upset that no one else showed up, but Garv, who bitterly quit the LEGION a long time ago just takes it to mean that the LEGIONnaires don't care. Back to the main plot: Stealth and Quark attack Lyrl, but Marij'n shows up and kills the parsite while Lydea holds Stealth prisoner. Dox discovers many time anomalies and launches a probe (direct crossover with ZH 3) to investigate. A time warp opens above Cairn and spits out a ship that crashes into one of LEGION's shipyards. Dox tries to send help, but finds that Lyrl has stripped him of authority. Stealth brins Lyrl to Dox and they have a confrontation. Lyrl chastises Dox for not manipulating people enough, for bending their wills, but not breaking them. (He is, however, impressed by Biz's corpse.) Lyrl offers an alliance but Dox refuses. Dox is captured, but Stealth escapes. (Lyrl doesn't want his mother hurt.) Stealth recruits Phase, Strata, Borb, and Lobo, but Garv refuses to help and threatens to be gone before Strata returns. Lyrl puts Dox on public trial for staging the Argite massacre, but the others rescue him. During the battle, Dox has an opportunity to shoot Lyrl, but can't make himself do it. Meanwhile, Strata and Dox kidnap Telepath. They run to the shipyard and take the still-intact ship from the time warp, and after a rough take-off, escape Cairn. Lyrl declares his goal to retrieve his mother and kill his father. The escapees (or should I say, R.E.B.E.L.S.) band together and threaten to return. Dense, huh? Michael