Newsgroups: fidonet.guns
From: Al Mcclain <[Al Mcclain] at [f815.n115.z1.fidonet.org]>
Date: Tue, 16 Apr 96 11:57:00 -0700
Subject: BATF JOKES

Found on Rime Firearms Conference...


Q: What does a BATF agent get on an IQ test?

A: Drool


Q: How many BATF agents does it take to change a light bulb?

A: BATF agents don't change light bulbs. They just light up the whole
building.


Q: Why are BATF marriages so unstable?

A: It's hard to make love wearing boots, body armor and a mask.


Q: How do you break a BATF agent's finger.

A: Punch him in the nose.


Q: What did the BATF agent say to the other BATF agent after the raid?

A: I thought *you* brought the marshmallows.


Q: What's the difference between a biker gang and BATF?

A: One is a group of violent social misfits that gets its jollies by
rape and murder. The other rides motorcycles.


 * SLMR 2.1a * BATF: Brutal Association of Tyrannical Fascists.
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