Date: Thursday, November 9, 1995 Source: Bruce Kollar. Section: COMMENTARY Column: Voice of the people (letter). Dateline: CRYSTAL LAKE Copyright Chicago Tribune FAIR GAME? On Oct. 26, two friends and I were returning from a hunting trip in Colorado. Near Lexington, Neb., a game-check station was set up. All hunters were asked to pull over to have their game checked. They had a series of approximately 15 stalls. When we reached our stall, we were asked to exit the vehicle. They asked what we were hunting, where we were hunting, if we got anything and for both our driver's licenses and hunting licenses. No one in our party got any animals. They asked if they could look in our vehicle. Assuming they were looking for illegally poached game, we consented. Two agents began looking in the vehicle. Their search began in the front seat of the vehicle, moved to the glove compartment, ash tray and the front console. How we could fit an elk or deer into those areas is beyond me. Suddenly one of the agents claimed he smelled an odor, implying that we had drugs in the vehicle. After we had spent a week in the wilderness without running water, the vehicle probably did smell, but not of drugs. The agent informed us that if we cooperated, he could make a deal with us. My friends and I do not do drugs, and we were insulted by his comment. The agent immediately called for the K-9 unit to check out the vehicle. Another agent had my friends and me empty our pockets, and we were then frisked. Meanwhile, the dog and the other agent were going through the car; the agent removed and opened every bag and threw the contents of the bags on the ground and removed the inside door panels looking for drugs. During this 1 1/2-hour search, we were standing in mid-40-degree temperatures with a 30 m.p.h. north wind without coats (and one of our party without his shoes). We were also being videotaped and photographed. One of the conservation agents commented that earlier they had found illegal aliens and drugs in vehicles that had been through before us and that "we fit the profile of drug users." All they could find was a bottle of aspirin. We told him what it was, but the agent replied, "I'll be the judge of that!" He licked his finger and touched the pills in the bottle and touched them back to his tongue, ruining the whole bottle of aspirin. Upset that they didn't get the bust that they wanted, they said we could repack our belongings and go. With all the recent hearings regarding the role of government agencies acting beyond their jurisdiction, it is surprising to me that these actions are continuing. We were stopped on the premise of a game check, but the inclusion of other government agencies (Drug Enforcement Agency, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms and the Immigration and Naturalization Service) in this "shakedown" was uncalled for.