>>>>>[ This is a video feed brought to you by your favorite Talking Toaster and breakfast companion. *** Include Video Feed *** Lister: OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod Spirit: LISTER!!!!!!!! What happened to my HOUSE!!!!!!! Lister: OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod Spirit: Lister?!?! why is there a hole in my den wall to the outside of my house???? Spirit: Lister, and why is the den's computer table broken in pieces and floating in the pool??? Lister: OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod Spirit: And Lister??? ... why does it smell so strange in here? Talky: He wet his pants. Lister: OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod Spirit: Talky were is Craig??? Talky: He left. And he didn't even take a croisant with him!! The Nerve!!!! Would you like his Croissant? Its still somewhat warm. Lister: OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod Spirit: Talky, no I don't want a croissant and what Talky: Would you like a bagel then? its only a little wet from the pool water. Lister: OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod Spirit: Lister shut up. Talky what happened with Talky: I'm sorry but he just wouldn't stop for a moment to take the croissant. He really should you know, everyone needs atleast one croissant a day. Would you like a flat cake instead?? Sorry about it being flat, but thats what happens to cakes when they get jostled. Lister: OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod Spirit: LISTER SHUT UP!!! Talky, no I don't want anything, and if you don't tell me what happened and where CRUSH is, I'll throw you in the pool. Talky: Are you sure you don't want some toast? It might calm you down. And as for throwing me in the pool it really doesn't do much good for my cirCUITS!!! Hey !!!! put me down!!!! I'll tell!!! All right !!! I'll Tell!!!!! Spirit: Talk. What happened here, and where is CRUSH. Talky: Well ah... I was here in the den making lightly browned toast for him, thats the way he likes it you know, with lots of jelly, while he read through the mail while Lister here was watching Trideo and having Burnt toast with butter, cinnamon, more butter and a topping of Lager. Any way, as CRUSH got farther on in the mail I ran out of toast, so I ask him if he wanted a croissant instead of toast. CRUSH said that a croissant would be fine and Lister looked up and said that he wanted a waffle with vindalou sauce and lager. Anyway while I was making the croissant, CRUSH, who was still reading mail was getting mad. He said something about Doom and I said, "Sorry I don't know of a bread product called Doom". He gave me this really bad look, and it interupted my making the croissant, so I had to start again. I really hate that, having my croissants get ruined they take so much work and I pride myself on being able to make them a good light and crispy. Lister: OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod Spirit: Get on with what happened to CRUSH. Talky: Oh!! Yes!!! Uh, where was I? Ah yes, the ruined croissant. The cruissant was ruined and CRUSH was angry while reading the mail. Anyway, a little later he growls out 'dante' and about 2 seconds later he yells out, yells mind you, "CRUSH KILL!!!!!!" With that he grabbed hold of the table, stood up and then threw it across the room, skimming mister Listers head, it hit the trideo screen and proceeded to fly straight on through the den wall!!! Thats when it started breaking up before it hit the pool. Then he, CRUSH that is, left the room in a rage and didn't even respond when I told him the croissant was done. After that is when I noticed that some of the water from the pool had got my bagels wet, and that a mister Lister was babbling on and on catatonicly. A little while later I heard the front door slam and one of the bikes leave the house, I presume that it was mister Morgan leaving. He hasn't even comeback for his croissant yet. Humph. Spirit: Where is the Computer that was on the table? Talky: Last time I saw, it was flying over the hedge with my other package of bagels. Lister: OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod *** End Video Feed*** So If anyone out there sees a rather large and irate Troll, tell him he forgot to eat his croissant and that it is getting cold. Ohhh, I almost forgot. Would anyone like some TOAST!?!?!?]<<<<< -- Talky <16:46:21/12-14-54> MagnaTech Toaster #17 Owner: Criag W. Morgan III >>>>>[Oh, I'm not here to kill people. Its far easier to do that in the real world. I just like messing their decks up. *grin* I takes time and money to replace..the former is a runners enemy, the latter is often scarce. Besides, there are more inovative ways of annoying the flesh. I think Darkknight is still peeved about that whole 'Death by Junk Mail' thing. Sly is mad as hell for the 'rewiring' I did to his house. And both of them are upset about their climate control recently. Why kill when you can annoy. Violence is the last resort of the inept.. or so Asimov once said. Kinda fits.]<<<<< -Harlequin >>>>>[I truly dislike traveling by boat. But oh well, in this instance it was necessary. But I too would be honored to accompany you and STREETWOLF to the party, Cat Dancing. Perhaps I will even play the piano or my lyre... if I can remember any songs to play...]<<<<< -- Valentine(18:55:18/12-14-54) >>>>>[Oo Oo Oo! Uncle Val's gonna play the pe-ano! TOTALLY WIZ!!!!! Can I come? can I can icanicanicanicani can i Uncle Nex asked if I could and if Uncle Val is gonna play he pe-ano, I wanna come!!!!!!! Uh....Uncle Val? The kids and i wanna kno if this means no Sol-st-ic-e YAYISPELLEDITRIGHT!!!! concert? We would really be sad if you didn't play for us again this year... but cannicanincani can I come UncleVal?]<<<<< -- Littl Dragn(19:00:26/12-14-54) >>>>>[Valentine, collecting folk songs just happens to be a hobby of mine... Sidhebeigh Sidhemor Raggle Taggle Gypsy The Ballad of Tam Lin Thomas the Rhymer Banysh Misfortune Smaointe An To Shien I could go on...... I can play the Ulleann pipes, and I think we can scare up a drummer or two... (Oh Lirrel.....!) Oh, and yes you can bring Littl Dragn. I think I have a cage big enough..]<<<<< -- Cat Dancing <20:20:06/12-14-54> >>>>>[Wiz! My &^$%# time/date stamps are back to normal!]<<<<< -- Cat Dancing <20:20:59/12-14-54> >>>>>[Diana, I'm sorry I haven't contacted you sooner, but the problems here in the Tir have escalated. The nobles I mentioned before are petitioning the Council to pass several very strange edicts. They are clearly exerting pressure (politically). Most of these laws and edicts are disasterous. In any case, meeting with you is more important than ever. I suggest "The Masterpiece". Its a small exquisite restaurant on the Center Promenade. I happen to know we will get special booths -- so our conversation will remain private. Please bring M.S. Baron along, his expertise might be invaluable. Lets say we meet at ***MEETXCI***. Please contact me as soon as possible.]<<<<< -- Prince Solarial (17:56:52/12.14.54) >>>>>[I.B.A, I don't appreciate your meddling in my affairs, especially when it involves a job. Even if you were at Agrigen (ya right), your insolent and arrogant attitude could get you into trouble in the future. In otherwords: FRAG OFF I.B.A!]<<<<< -- Bonejacker(20:16:20/12-14-54) >>>>>[ Ganz setup Doctor Doom! That is horrible. You must tell us everything you know about his situation, Hangtime. ]<<<<< -- Raven the Mage <18:28:30/12-14-54> >>>>>[ You heard Raven. Coff it up Hangtime. We can't help Doom if we don't know what they are framing him with. Ganz, your getting yourself into deeper and deeper trouble. ]<<<<< -- Nightstalker <18:29:32/12-14-54> >>>>>[ Sure, I.B.A., a direct of assault on the Corporate Court is my idea of a good plan. Why don't you go hangout with Solitaire for awhile. You seem to be getting her sucidial streak. ]<<<<< -- Nightstalker <18:31:57/12-14-54 >>>>>[You know, it's times like this that make me wonder. Okay,