Mimsy Were the Borogoves

Editorials: Where I rant to the wall about politics. And sometimes the wall rants back.

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Jerry Stratton, May 1, 2007

What do you do with a drunken sailor? Take her degree and teaching credentials. A twenty-seven year old’s picture of herself drinking from a Mr. Goodbar cup, and wearing a pirate’s hat, “promotes underage drinking” according to Millersville University.

Some might say the RIAA’s anti-piracy campaign is involved, but I think they just don’t like the Beastie Boys poster in the background. Or maybe they’re Butterfingers fans.

Real question: what do we do with a drunken dean? Because Millersville’s School of Education dean Jane S. Bray must have been on something when she took that innocuous photo as anything other than someone at a Hallowe’en party.

Hat tip to Tom Smith.

“Put her in a courtroom and call her sue-zie.”

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